Welcome to the Kandie Kiss's Trick or Treat Bag!
Listed below is a helpful glossary of terms that are a must for every Fag Hag! So, pass this along to your favorite Fag Hag that may lack in the community lingo! Let's educate current Fag Hags or Fag Hag wanna bes out there! Go Girl!
Without further ado:
Crusing- The constant act of persuing satisfaction visually, orally, mentally and most of all spiritually. In other words, Just tryin' to get Laid!
Free Beer- A term that is used in most gay bars. Generally offered as the most nasty beer ever imagined. But, hey, after the first 2 or 3 glasses are chugged, you will never know! This is a must if you are going to hang out with your Fag!
Duct Tape- A necessity for any drag queen. Used to create the impression of breasts and to remove the obivious certain male part that is not needed for drag.
Girl- Term used mostly by queeny fags as a interjection or a beginning of a sentence. It is used to draw attention that whatever verbal communtication follows is needed to be heard! Mostly avoided by butch fags.
Flawless- Term usually geared toward describing a greek adonis type guy or a really cool gown.
Miz Thang- An adjective used to address effiminate fags and ocassionally butch lesbians.
Dude- Term used loosely by drag queens back stage during moments of make-up applications.
Family- This is more than a parental unit my sweeties! This is a term used to describe the universal communtiy of the gay man.
Pink Triangle- Symbolizes the gay man. Known by mostly gay men.
What the pyaramids looked like in ancient Egypt berore the tan. That damn sun melted that flawless pink paint!
Rainbow Flag- Symbol of gay freedom. Or what most queens have on the bumper sticker of their cars.
Bear- A beefy, butch, and hairy man. This type comes in two forms, flawless and flabby.
Leather- For the queen a handbag or other accessories to accentuate their costume. For the butch man an essential for good sex.
Jager Meister- 'Nuf said! A gay man's must.(Or if you live in East Tenn, A Erika James must!)
Porcelain God- What is prayed to after all that Jager Meister!
Bitch- A universal negative term for the gay individual as well as the straight person.
Bi-Sexual- A lonely man or woman who is dissed by both the straight and gay community. This individual wants nothing more in life than to get off.
Beating on a Face- What a queen does when she puts on her make-up.
Panstick- A queens must in make-up! This makes the man go away and the beautiful princess emerge.
Rest Stops- Areas that are only recommened for the butch man. In other words, there is not any resting here sweeties!
Butch- A manly man. Term used to describe gay men that resemble the straight man.
Husband- A lover of a gay man that has been dating him more than a day.
Skoal- Utterly offensive to queens. Loved by lesbians, cowboys and butch men.
Top- What a sober gay man is or what every straight man thinks he is.
Bottom- What a drunk gay man is.
Cocktail- Best item to pick up a trick with.(Repeat Several times)
Trick- Sex witout breakfast. Usually found on a deserted part of town. Where cars full of gay men circle continuously after the gay bars close. Sometimes known as the fruit loop or the block.
Troll- Gay man that must be looking in the wrong mirror 'cause he ain't all that! With the ability and finances to pick someone up without the looks.
And of course, most of all:
Fag Hag- The Gay Man's Goddess. A straight woman that hangs out with gay men. Sometimes this term is used negatively. This woman is also sometimes described as a female that can not get a man. In my case, however, I just appreciate the gay man!
Sweeties, I have some new additons that were submitted to me by one FLAWLESS drag/fag hag from NY. Hope you enjoy!!!
TEA DANCE - Gay man's happy hour 4 - 8pm
DISCO NAP - Sleep that you get after partaking in a Tea Dance and before
going out clubbing.
ISLE of LOVE - Fire Island, NY. A place that every good looking gay man
should visit at least
once before they get out of shape.
MUSCLE QUEEN - A buffed body gay man with a high pitch voice.
CHELSEA BOY - Extremely attractive gay man that lives in the Chelsea
area part of NY and
has:
major attitude
lots of money
loads of time to spend in the gym
unlimited visits to the local tanning and
waxing saloon
CIRCUIT PARTY- A series of parties held all over the world that attract
a following of Gay men.
DIVA - Fag Hag on the dance floor.
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Listed below is a helpful glossary of terms that are a must for every Fag Hag! So, pass this along to your favorite Fag Hag that may lack in the community lingo! Let's educate current Fag Hags or Fag Hag wanna bes out there! Go Girl!
Without further ado:
Crusing- The constant act of persuing satisfaction visually, orally, mentally and most of all spiritually. In other words, Just tryin' to get Laid!
Free Beer- A term that is used in most gay bars. Generally offered as the most nasty beer ever imagined. But, hey, after the first 2 or 3 glasses are chugged, you will never know! This is a must if you are going to hang out with your Fag!
Duct Tape- A necessity for any drag queen. Used to create the impression of breasts and to remove the obivious certain male part that is not needed for drag.
Girl- Term used mostly by queeny fags as a interjection or a beginning of a sentence. It is used to draw attention that whatever verbal communtication follows is needed to be heard! Mostly avoided by butch fags.
Flawless- Term usually geared toward describing a greek adonis type guy or a really cool gown.
Miz Thang- An adjective used to address effiminate fags and ocassionally butch lesbians.
Dude- Term used loosely by drag queens back stage during moments of make-up applications.
Family- This is more than a parental unit my sweeties! This is a term used to describe the universal communtiy of the gay man.
Pink Triangle- Symbolizes the gay man. Known by mostly gay men.
What the pyaramids looked like in ancient Egypt berore the tan. That damn sun melted that flawless pink paint!
Rainbow Flag- Symbol of gay freedom. Or what most queens have on the bumper sticker of their cars.
Bear- A beefy, butch, and hairy man. This type comes in two forms, flawless and flabby.
Leather- For the queen a handbag or other accessories to accentuate their costume. For the butch man an essential for good sex.
Jager Meister- 'Nuf said! A gay man's must.(Or if you live in East Tenn, A Erika James must!)
Porcelain God- What is prayed to after all that Jager Meister!
Bitch- A universal negative term for the gay individual as well as the straight person.
Bi-Sexual- A lonely man or woman who is dissed by both the straight and gay community. This individual wants nothing more in life than to get off.
Beating on a Face- What a queen does when she puts on her make-up.
Panstick- A queens must in make-up! This makes the man go away and the beautiful princess emerge.
Rest Stops- Areas that are only recommened for the butch man. In other words, there is not any resting here sweeties!
Butch- A manly man. Term used to describe gay men that resemble the straight man.
Husband- A lover of a gay man that has been dating him more than a day.
Skoal- Utterly offensive to queens. Loved by lesbians, cowboys and butch men.
Top- What a sober gay man is or what every straight man thinks he is.
Bottom- What a drunk gay man is.
Cocktail- Best item to pick up a trick with.(Repeat Several times)
Trick- Sex witout breakfast. Usually found on a deserted part of town. Where cars full of gay men circle continuously after the gay bars close. Sometimes known as the fruit loop or the block.
Troll- Gay man that must be looking in the wrong mirror 'cause he ain't all that! With the ability and finances to pick someone up without the looks.
And of course, most of all:
Fag Hag- The Gay Man's Goddess. A straight woman that hangs out with gay men. Sometimes this term is used negatively. This woman is also sometimes described as a female that can not get a man. In my case, however, I just appreciate the gay man!
Sweeties, I have some new additons that were submitted to me by one FLAWLESS drag/fag hag from NY. Hope you enjoy!!!
TEA DANCE - Gay man's happy hour 4 - 8pm
DISCO NAP - Sleep that you get after partaking in a Tea Dance and before
going out clubbing.
ISLE of LOVE - Fire Island, NY. A place that every good looking gay man
should visit at least
once before they get out of shape.
MUSCLE QUEEN - A buffed body gay man with a high pitch voice.
CHELSEA BOY - Extremely attractive gay man that lives in the Chelsea
area part of NY and
has:
major attitude
lots of money
loads of time to spend in the gym
unlimited visits to the local tanning and
waxing saloon
CIRCUIT PARTY- A series of parties held all over the world that attract
a following of Gay men.
DIVA - Fag Hag on the dance floor.
Home
Free Beer- A term that is used in most gay bars. Generally offered as the most nasty beer ever imagined. But, hey, after the first 2 or 3 glasses are chugged, you will never know! This is a must if you are going to hang out with your Fag!
Duct Tape- A necessity for any drag queen. Used to create the impression of breasts and to remove the obivious certain male part that is not needed for drag.
Girl- Term used mostly by queeny fags as a interjection or a beginning of a sentence. It is used to draw attention that whatever verbal communtication follows is needed to be heard! Mostly avoided by butch fags.
Flawless- Term usually geared toward describing a greek adonis type guy or a really cool gown.
Miz Thang- An adjective used to address effiminate fags and ocassionally butch lesbians.
Dude- Term used loosely by drag queens back stage during moments of make-up applications.
Family- This is more than a parental unit my sweeties! This is a term used to describe the universal communtiy of the gay man.
Pink Triangle- Symbolizes the gay man. Known by mostly gay men.
What the pyaramids looked like in ancient Egypt berore the tan. That damn sun melted that flawless pink paint!
Rainbow Flag- Symbol of gay freedom. Or what most queens have on the bumper sticker of their cars.
Bear- A beefy, butch, and hairy man. This type comes in two forms, flawless and flabby.
Leather- For the queen a handbag or other accessories to accentuate their costume. For the butch man an essential for good sex.
Jager Meister- 'Nuf said! A gay man's must.(Or if you live in East Tenn, A Erika James must!)
Porcelain God- What is prayed to after all that Jager Meister!
Bitch- A universal negative term for the gay individual as well as the straight person.
Bi-Sexual- A lonely man or woman who is dissed by both the straight and gay community. This individual wants nothing more in life than to get off.
Beating on a Face- What a queen does when she puts on her make-up.
Panstick- A queens must in make-up! This makes the man go away and the beautiful princess emerge.
Rest Stops- Areas that are only recommened for the butch man. In other words, there is not any resting here sweeties!
Butch- A manly man. Term used to describe gay men that resemble the straight man.
Husband- A lover of a gay man that has been dating him more than a day.
Skoal- Utterly offensive to queens. Loved by lesbians, cowboys and butch men.
Top- What a sober gay man is or what every straight man thinks he is.
Bottom- What a drunk gay man is.
Cocktail- Best item to pick up a trick with.(Repeat Several times)
Trick- Sex witout breakfast. Usually found on a deserted part of town. Where cars full of gay men circle continuously after the gay bars close. Sometimes known as the fruit loop or the block.
Troll- Gay man that must be looking in the wrong mirror 'cause he ain't all that! With the ability and finances to pick someone up without the looks.
Fag Hag- The Gay Man's Goddess. A straight woman that hangs out with gay men. Sometimes this term is used negatively. This woman is also sometimes described as a female that can not get a man. In my case, however, I just appreciate the gay man!
Sweeties, I have some new additons that were submitted to me by one FLAWLESS drag/fag hag from NY. Hope you enjoy!!!
TEA DANCE - Gay man's happy hour 4 - 8pm
DISCO NAP - Sleep that you get after partaking in a Tea Dance and before
going out clubbing.
ISLE of LOVE - Fire Island, NY. A place that every good looking gay man
should visit at least
once before they get out of shape.
MUSCLE QUEEN - A buffed body gay man with a high pitch voice.
CHELSEA BOY - Extremely attractive gay man that lives in the Chelsea
area part of NY and
major attitude
lots of money
loads of time to spend in the gym
unlimited visits to the local tanning and waxing saloon
DIVA - Fag Hag on the dance floor.
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