HAZARD TO HEALTH Material Safety
Data Sheet "WOMAN"
- A Chemical Analysis
- Element: Woman
- Symbol: Wo
- Discovered: Unknown
- Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6Kg but may vary from 40Kg
to 150Kg
- Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Surface usually covered with a painted film
- Boils at various temperatures, freezes without any known
reason
- Melts if given special treatment
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to
common ore
- Yields to pressure applied to correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for
no apparent reason
- Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases
by saturation in alcohol
- Most powerful money reducing agent know to man
COMMON USES
- Highly ornamental.
- Can be a great aid in relaxation
- Very effective motivating agent
TESTS
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in its natural
state
- Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
POTENTIAL HAZARDS
- Highly dangerous when not given proper respect
- Illegal to possess more than one.