It just so happens I had lunch with your mama the other day. She says you're breaking your heart, and couldn't you for once at least look at a man who looks Jewish?

I find Figure 6 the most appealing of the group. His massive chest, especially his long, fan-shaped pecs, and his dominant biceps play off well against a boy-next-look and a modest, almost innocent, smile.

Ah yes, the boy-next-look. And if you find that Neanderthal smirk modest and innocent, you could use a little fanning.

Wouldn't mind a biceps shot of #1. And let me say I find the average joe muscle site is a breath of fresh air. Keep it up.

Goodness knows I try to keep it up. Some new pictures would help.

The Biceps have it, so keep those arms up guys.... Isnt that the primary reason we lift weights...I enjoy walking into a room with my shirt straining everytime I flex my arm...The attention they bring is overwhelming...I am always asked to do something muscle related,and am glad to impress those who ask with a display of my strenth..Bodybuilding and muscles are the best addiction one can have.. So muscle up boys, show your guns, and flex them proudly..

Yeah, sure. Let's see your picture.

Well they are all hot, but #5 & #6 really do it for me. I would love to see #6 take down #5, make him submit and then give him the best **** of his life!

Sorry - we can't say that on the air.

Fig 6: He's the kind of guy I'd want to chloroform, stuff him in my gym bag and get him home before it wore off.

I can see why he wouldn't have anything to do with you if he were awake.

Figure 5 is incredible. The face is the most appealing part of the package, but my goodness, what a package! Figure 1 has to be second choice, again because of the face.

Hey, Mary. Nice to hear from you again.

#4 may not be the biggest, but he is absolutely the hottest! Yum!

If only I could breathe under water!

This one is no contest: #6 shows a good spread, but didn't his mother tell him to strip before entering the tub?

It just so happens I was having lunch with his mother just last week. I had to excuse myself after she took out a rather large knife and started talking about my testicles.

Figure 6 - it couldn't get any hotter.

#2 All the way. You just don't come across triceps like those everyday.

Depends where you work out, I guess.

The clear winner is figure #2. The guy has triceps. Biceps. Abs and Pecs. He rules and should be considered for every competitive you have. The other ones #1 & #3 in triceps shouldn't even be in the competitiion. #1 has the triceps I had 3 months into training and number 3 is probably dead.

Could we be just a little bit bitter?

I like very big arms. The #4 seems to me that kind of young boy that likes to hold a girl to show how hard his biceps are, and I like to touch them. But... what a men the #6 is. I would like to have him in my bad to suck that biceps flexed all night long.

I didn't know girls got into that kind of thing.

The young hardbody in Figure 4 bests the others with sheer hardness! The flexing bicep is the sexiest image ever and when a young man starts to show off, it just doesn't get any better. This young guy is in for a wonderful life!

Just a great site! Flexing arms are a big turn on and I appreciate your time and effort greatly. Keep me informed is possible.

Gee, thanks. Now how about some photos?

Please drain the water from figure 6

number 4 looks like a young Tarzan, but number 6 could be a bad boy who wants to kick his ass and being the new king of the jungle. It would be a great fight.(alex)

Ah, cartoon love. Isn't it past your bedtime, Alex?

Your examples are impeccable as usual. Fig. 6, though, is the high point for me--in several senses of the word. If you put him in an empty jacuzzi in front of me, I could fill it with warm, churning drool in ten seconds flat, though it looks like someone already thought of that...

Interesting? Well, anyway, I like your figure 5 bhte best, then 2, then 6. You have a nice web site.

No. 6 is Count Biceppula. Those aren't guns, they're the missiles the Red Chinese have been trying to steal. If that kid's an athlete, his home runs go 500 feet. Awesome upper body and that whirling water probably hides a pair of massive thighs. What an advertisement for intense, heavy workouts. A real heavyweight!

yuck!! figure 5 like gay!!!.... figure 6 more manly and his biceps so good... i like him!!

At least one of us is confused, doll.

Need bigger tricep shots..those guys are skinny. But number SIX...son of a...why the hell is someone who looks like that in a hot tub by himself?

Figure six has that obscession-inducing quality of someone whose picture got taken without the slightest idea that it would be posted for every one-handed plea for repetitive abrasion to our collective private parts. The total lack of self conciousness (other than utter arrogance about his own appearance) is only made more throbaliscious by all that swirling water. It's enough to make remote parts of anyone's anatomy start to get slimy and damp. Where on earth did you find this simpleton in fabulous flesh? Incredible. And on my computer screen no less!

I can hold out longer than you can.