Inga's Swedish Announcement: Inga mässor på Statoil i helgen!

Inga - the story

Inga was born during the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, but she wasn't there, or maybe she was... We're not sure. She is a male member of the female Bulgarian gymnastics team, but she's been known to compete in both the women's and the men's competition cause on her, you really can't see a difference...

During the Games she met and fell in love with the Bielorussian team member Vitaliy Czerbo (she's illiterate so she doesn't care how you spell it) and ever since she's been his number one fan. They're married but rumour has it he's filed for a restraining order (no points for guessing why).

Inga is a gold medalist in parallell bars and as a reslut of that she has no hair in her armpits (if you've ever seen anyone comptete in this discipline you understand why). That doesn't really matter though, cause she has plenty to shave off her legs.

Inga's best friends is called Christarina (yes - friends is called!). They is no gymnast but they is in excellent shape (especially butt shape) and they is a world class synchronised swimmer.

Have you also seen what Inga found out: that many of the teams are infiltrated by other nationalities! Inga finds this outrageous, not because of the infiltration itself, but due to the inconsistency of infiltration between teams. If you for example compare the American team, that has a lot of African Americans, with the Swedish team, that has no members at all, she thinks some of the African Americans should join the Swedish team. Since no one has noticed them in the States, Inga doesn't think they would be caught in Sweden either. She feels very strongly about this, because she now lives in Sweden and wants them to kick ass in the next Olympics.

Inga isn't just illiterate, she is also totally and completely uneducated. Bulgarian gymnastic schools didn't care much for enlightening the minds of its pupils back in the time when Inga was there.

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