There are still countries
where
executions are still bloody. Let's take a look at the death row
options,
starting from those based on religion.
Look Ma, No Head!
Beheading does not belong
strictly to Islam. However, Islam is the only institutionalized
religion
where strict adherence to the Syariah law would mean a guy or two would
lose their heads over this. The Western version of this is the
guillotine.
The argument for this method of execution is that it would be over in a
flash and therefore, more humane. Of course, our point of reference to
this is the pain we would have experience if somebody had chopped off
our
fingers or feet; while we most likely would survive the loss of the
limbs,
for a few months we'd be in pain. I've actually seen a video of a
married
Bedouin man beheaded for fucking another woman. While it is true that
it
is very bloody and gory, a headless human being could not run off
mindlessly
like a headless chicken could.
In A Million Years, I'll Be Fuel.
Being buried alive is a
surprising
find and apparently practiced by the Taliban government to punish gays
and rapists. Maybe they came up with this execution because they don't
have swords and ran out of thick ropes. Who knows? Regardless, the idea
is you die from either being crushed by the massive weight of the sand
and boulders, or you die from the suffocation. There is a loophole
here.
If you were executed this way but you survived, you could walk away
free
with no further punishment. I bet some of those fornicators in Saudi
Arabia
had cursed themselves for not going to Afghanistan for that bonk. At
the
very least, they could've had a small chance. One wonders if
Afghanistan
would be fertile if they keep this up. Compost made out of real humans!.
I'm So Stoned...
Stoning is also not
exclusive
to Islam. Judaism and Christianity also have it in their Bibles and
Torrah
which lead to the phrase, "Cast the first stone..," and not "People in
glass houses shouldn't throw stones," though the latter one originated
from the former. You would most likely die from internal bleeding
unless
through some miracle a great pitcher came to your execution and cast
one
right smack into your skull. This method of punishment could be bloody
and is a great example of what "all for one and one for all" is really
all about.
Like My New Tie?
One of the first modern
method
perhaps of killing people, hanging is seen as less bloody though no
less
dramatic way of execution. Imagine hanging a poor jerk with no upper
limbs
and he manages to escape! You die from your neck being dislocated, like
somebody snap it into two, or you die from being vertically strangled.
It is true that some people have managed to escape dying this way by
surviving,
somehow, the tight rope around their necks. That's why in certain
countries,
you're given a "hanged to death" sentence. I remember in English
classes
where you are taught that bad men are never 'hung' to death. Rather,
they
are 'hanged.' For the dead hung hanged men, I don't think those English
lessons matter much now.
I Have This Thing Against Needles.
People think that lethal
injection
consists of just a single dose of a lethal liquid. It actually consists
of three different chemicals, given at timed intervals. One is to
soothe
you down, one is to stop your heart and the last one, well, I don't
know
what the last one does. I didn't get to see this on that beheading
video
but I thought Tim Robbins captured it right in Dead Man Walking.
Lethal injection is not bloody nor gory. It's just dramatic when the
death
row inmate struggles to will the chemical out of his body. They've
thought
of everything though. A hard-core heroin user with no usable veins will
be executed this way by cutting a vein and keeping that vein open for
intravenous
feed of the poison.
Is That Almond I Smell?
To be gassed means to be
strapped
in the gas chamber and you're forced to inhale cyanide gas, made from
cyanide
pellets and hydrochloric acid. Like lethal injection, they insist that
it is more humane since cyanide basically deprives you of oxygen, that
is you die because you can't have air. And like lethal injection, it is
clean and dramatic way to die as the death row inmate refrains from
breathing.
It is also quite mystical. I mean, you're making your exit with a
smokescreen.
You don't disappear but at least you're way long gone.
This Chair Doesn't Go With Anything I Have!
Who doesn't know about the
electric chair? Well if you don't, just drop a hairdryer while you're
taking
a shower. And make sure that it's connected and turned on! (dimwit!)
I'm
not sure how you die with this method. Maybe your internal organs gets
cooked like your brains and heart. Maybe it disrupts or totally stop
your
heartbeat. On occasions though, the eyes might pop out of the skull
which
is why The Green Mile might not be that accurate. I've seen
this
on the same video as the beheaded Bedouin and you do go up in smoke,
but
less than that of the gas chamber. I mean, you can't have it all can
you?
Just Shoot Me!
I thought only China and
Russia
practice this, but apparently execution by firing squad is also
practiced
in Utah and Idaho. I am not sure if the proponents of this method would
really claim that it's more humane this way. I mean, what if they miss
the head or the heart? You'd bleed to death. Of course, if they missed
altogether then it's a different kind of torture. This is bloody and
dramatic,
and the argument for it is just full of holes.