TWO HANDS CLAPPING
Place one hand palm-down along the top-side of your penis, and place the other lengthwise down the bottom. Then wrap the fingers of the top hand around to the back of the hand covering the bottom side of your penis. Use regular rubbing or thrusting motions (be sure to use lubricant!) until you ejaculate.
THE DOUBLE DECKER
Bring both hands down on your shaft, one on top of the other (one near the base, the other near the head). Move them together in the typical up-and-down motion. You can also vary the directions of your hands -- one hand going up while the other goes down at the same time.
THE MILKER
Make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated right hand's thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left "ring" reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.
THE REVERSE MILKER
This technique is similar to the "Milker." Instead of beginning at the base of the penis and going up toward the head, use both hands and do this in reverse. It is important that the penis and both hands are well lubricated. Make a "C" with both of your hands, and then stroke your penis downward. Rest the bottom of your palm at the tip of your penis and bring it down; when the bottom of your palm hits your body, do the same with your other hand, bringing the first to the top of your penis, and repeat what you did before. You increase speed as you go, and you always use a downward motion.
THE "VAGINA"
For this one, lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the "Backhand" grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the "vagina."
THE INFINITELY DEEP "VAGINA"
Make a fist with, say, your right hand -- but instead of grabbing your penis, put it just in front of the head. Then push your penis through your fist. When the head of your penis is about to pop out of your hand, continue the "tunnel" with your left hand. That way you'll be perpetually penetrating into a "vagina."
THE SHORT "VAGINA"
For this one, put the palm of your hand around the head of your penis, extending your fingers along the shaft (the thumb on top of the shaft and the middle and third finger on each side of the ridge under the shaft, the forefinger and the little finger being on each side). Using this grip, the head of your penis will bang against the palm of your hand every time you will penetrate the "vagina." With your free hand, you can lengthen the vagina or play with something else.
MR. SPOCK
After getting an erection, take some baby oil or any lube of your choice, rub the lube over your penis head, shaft, and scrotum (use a lot of it). Put some lube on your dominant hand and make sure to put some extra in between your middle and 4th fingers. Separate your two fingers on each side to make the "Spock" sign from Star Trek. Slide your hand up and down your lubed penis in between your fingers slowly, and at the same time, massage your scrotum and testicles. Vary the speed and pressure of your hand, and you will take yourself to where no man as gone before.
SPRING CLEANING
With one hand, pull down the skin of your penis as far as possible, so that it won't move. With your well-lubricated free hand, start "turning" its head (only pretend!) as if you were trying to turn a greasy bottle cap.
THE CITRUS SQUEEZER
As with "Spring Cleaning," pull down the skin as far as possible. Slide the fingertips of your free hand along the well-lubricated groove between the head and shaft of your penis. You can move your fingers from left to right or up and down (or both). Also, try varying the pressure.
THE PRAYER
Press your hands tightly against each other, squeezing your shaft between your palms. Move them together in the typical up-and-down motion. This provides a different feeling, because only the sides are stimulated.
THE FOREARM PRAYER
Rub your penis between your forearms, as in the "Prayer" technique.
THE WARMUP
This is similar to the "Prayer," but you move your hands in opposite directions, as if you were warming them up in the cold. Note: Your penis should be angled so that it's parallel to your fingers.
THE CROOK
Find a very slick lubricant (baby oil works well). Put it on the head of your penis right at the ledge where the bottom of the head meets the shaft. Now with the crook of your hand, between the thumb and the index finger, SLOWLY begin to rub the area where you applied the lubricant, moving up and down over the "ledge" of the head. Be sure to use only the crook of your hand -- do not wrap the rest of your fingers around the head of your penis, because the feeling will not be the same. The slower you go, the better the results in the end.
ROSY PALM
With some kind of lubrication, rub the tip of your penis head against the palm of your other hand. The resulting orgasm will be very powerful.
THE THUMB 'N' INDEX
Use your index finger to wrap around the back edge of your penis head and massage it, while using your thumb to rub the large "flat" part of the head. This doesn't feel great when you ejaculate, but it sure helps you to climax faster.
CARDS IN THE BICYCLE SPOKES
This one is different. Hold your erect penis at the base with your left hand (right if you're left-handed), and spread apart the fingers of your right hand. Holding your penis straight up, move your right hand back and forth so the head of your penis bumps against your fingers rapidly. If you've ever put playing cards on the spokes of your bike (to make it sound like a motorcycle), you'll know where the name of this technique come from! No lubrication is necessary.
CIRCLE 'N' STROKE
With one hand, do the typical "up and down" motion -- but with one finger of the other hand, circle around the head of your penis. This resulting orgasm will be great!
THE TANNING LOTION
Lie on your back, lube up, and sandwich your penis between your hand and your belly. Stroke up and down with your hand open (not closed around it), as if you were putting on tanning lotion. You get two sensations -- the backside rubbing against your belly, and the front side rubbing against the hand. You can vary it by rubbing with the palm of the hand or with the fingers.
THE SIDE-SADDLE
Lie on your side with one leg straight, and rest your head on the forearm on that side. Bend the other leg slightly, and put the ball of that foot on the arch of the first. Fold your free hand with your index finger straight, and take a Backhand grip on your penis with the thumb on top. (Use plenty of lube.) Keep your three outer fingers in constant touch with the underside of the head of your penis as you thrust in and out, bending them inward to keep contact as you move outward, and letting the penis flatten them as you thrust inward. Just before you ejaculate, rotate your hand slightly, move your fingertips to the point just under the head, and cup your hand over the head to catch the semen. If you are careful, there is plenty of pleasure and no mess.
FOUR FOCUSED FINGERS
Take your thumbs and forefingers of both hands, and simply stroke up and down on your penis shaft. While only the tips of four fingers touch the penis, it is very intense, probably because the pressure is very focused. It is more a "pushing in" motion rather than a "squeezing."
TOP & BOTTOM
One hand is placed palm-down along the top of your penis, while the other is placed lengthwise down the bottom. You wrap the fingers of the top hand around to the back of the hand covering the bottom side of your penis -- then you use regular pumping or thrusting motions. Be sure to use lubrication!
FORESKIN RUBBIN'
If you're uncircumcised, rub the end of your foreskin at the bottom with your index finger in circles. It makes your session last longer and brings more pleasure than the "Fist". Usually this technique will make you ejaculate a bit more semen than normal.
THE ONE-FINGER
Take your index finger and rub the bottom of your erect penis gently and slowly, about a quarter of an inch below the spot where the head connects to the shaft. It takes a lot longer to ejaculate, but the sensations are well worth the wait!
Courtesy of JackinWorld.
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