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HIGH-FLY GOLF CLUB

With the admission of lady members to the club, all members are kindly requested to adhere to the following revised club rules:-

1) All lady members are prohibited from meddling with the gentlemen's balls before the games starts.

2) It is the responsibility of the gentlemen to constantly check and ensure that the holes are kept clean and smooth.

3) Full co-operation from all lady members are desired, especially during the short and jerking strokes.

4) All partners in a game are urged to finish off together. Should the man reach the end first, he must continue with his strokes until the lady attains full score.

5) In all cases where lay position are not possible, the players may choose to adopt a standing or squatting position.

6) Players are permitted to adopt any new style they prefer, such as starting behind the hole if the partner agrees.

7) Members are requested to stay away from any hole which shows sign of recent repairs untill the red flag is lifted. Those who do not abide by this rule may proceed at their own risk.

8) The management cannot be held responsible for lost balls or broken clubs due to improper play. Members are advised to keep the distance from the hutch pitfalls.

9) Time of play for various age groups from:-

20 to 30One in the morning & one at night.
30 to 40He knocks off in the morning & have it at night.
40 to 50It's now & then or when able.
50 to 60GOD knows when.
60 to 70If he says he is still capable, take no notice.
He is out of his mind !

MEMBERSHIP: All applications for MEMBERSHIP are welcome.
ENTRANCE FEE: Ladies-FREE, Gentlemen-S$25.00 (payable on admission)
APPLICATION: All applications must be on prescribed forms obtainable from the secretary.

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Mr Harry J Longbottom
447 Bushy Park
Off Lorong Sempit
Singapore 69




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