With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

If you have to practice walking in flats, you might just be a crossdresser.

If you put on fake nails and your own stick out underneath, you might just be a crossdresser.

If you can't tell your side of the closet from your wife's side, you might just be a crossdresser.

If your wife complains about nylons on the shower rod, you might just be a crossdresser.

If "Sunday" thru "Saturday" are embroidered on your Fruit of the Loom, you might just be a crossdresser.

If someone says they're going to tuck you in and you reach to protect your nether regions, you might just be a crossdresser.

If you understood that last one, you might just be a crossdresser.

If someone says you need professional help and you call your Mary Kay representative, you might just be a crossdresser.

If your teenage daughter goes to school in stretched out sweaters, you might just be a crossdresser.

If your neighbor asks to borrow your chest and you don't realize he needs tools, you might just be a crossdresser.

If you're taking a make-up exam but it's because it's a cosmetology course, you might just be a crossdresser.

If you cross your legs while driving your rig, you just be a crossdresser

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