Here's My Spectacular Drag Mama

Cherry Forever!

That's right, Cherry Forever is back on stage after an extended drag hiatus!! (If anyone knows how to extend a hiatus, it's my moma!) Cherry finally got her voice mailbox set up over at Beauty Turtle. She's not ready to take orders yet but she does have the following informative recording in place:

"Cherry Forever was born out of dire necessity. The dullness of the piney woods of eastern Texas added no alluring color to the scenery in my hometown of Longview Texas. The area, my coworkers and my soul cried out for a larger-than-life cartoon character to lighten the mood, sweeten the pot, and light up the stage. With heels and hair I stand over seven foot tall, thus explaining my nickname - the Towering Inferno of Dragulinity. I am in the last stages of negotiations with Beauty Turtle Bath and Beauty Products to launch my own line: Big Ole Country Girl Cosmetics, coming soon to a Bath House near you. In the spring we will expand to finer trucking establishments in the Greater Southwest. Thanks for calling, and don't forget to tip my daughter. lover don't go, CHERRY FOREVER"