Man: "Haven't we met before?"
 Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

 Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I
 don't go there anymore."

 Man: "Is this seat empty?"
 Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
 Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

 Man: "Your place or mine?"
 Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

 Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
 Woman: "It's in the phone book."
 Man: "But I don't know your name."
 Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

 Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
 Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

 Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
 Woman: "Do not Enter"

 Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
 Woman: "Unfertilized!"

 Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
 Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

 Man: "I know how to please a woman."
 Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

 Man: "I want to give myself to you."
 Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

 Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
 Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

 Man: "Your body is like a temple."
 Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

 Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
 Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

 Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
 Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?