I love me sum cookin' ... i wanna bee'a chef, mmmmhmmm shore do, damn can ya believe dat? ima lesbian -n- i LOVE ta cook, ~laffz~ dare iz diz program here called Job Corps, im shore ya heard 'bout it, day got like campus' all ovah da place, well day hava culanry arts program dare, ive been'a thankin', once i get my GED im finna bounce on ovah dare -n- do dat, it seemz really coo, -n'a- good oppurtunity fo me ... like once ya finish da program dare, day send jew on'a advanced trainin' program to'a culanry artz thang in Cali ... i figua dat would bee coo, -n'a- damn good chance fo me ta get started, -n- get on me feet ... ~nodz~ ... lemme tell jew what kinda food i bee'a lovin' ... dare iz Mexican food of course, in my hometown dare wuz diz resturant called Pinata, gawd i loved dat place, but it clozed, damn bastardz ~laffz~ den i love me suma Italian food, mmmmmm mmmmmm goodie goodie, I LOVE The Olive Garden, ohmigawd dat placez iz da bomb, and when ya dare ya like family ~smilin' -n- laffin'~, Den dare iz Chinese food, once again dare iz diz resturant in my hometown called Peking, iz fabulous .... ~smilez~, I like German food, my grandma wuz part German, she would make sum German food sumtymez, i muz say i havent had tha delight ta try everythang, but dare iz diz wonderful place here in town i go wit my madre sumtymez, iz called Erika's Gaushaus, mmmmm if ya evah in diz part of Kansas u muz go dare!!! ~smilez~ I love food, i love ta try different typez of food, so if u hava favorite food lemme know 'bout it ... i love ethnic foodz too, like what peoplez eat in different countryz -n- stuff like dat, 'iight i should rephrase dat ... i wont try "anythang" i will NOT i repeat will NOT eat no got damn bugz, or nethang like dat, ~laffin'~
