Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you'll have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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His prickles are awfully sharp, you'll agree
And where they'll end up is a bad place to be
The resulting conclusion is sure to appall -
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse, as you all know, is fun,
And an elephant's rear is a half ton of bun!
A mouse is as good (though its hole is quite small),
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet,
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet.
A giraffe is a laugh, despite being so tall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
The box of a fox needs low cunning to take,
But a really low time is the wake of a snake.
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
Screwing a heifer when she's in the moo(e)d
Will be entertaining to screwer and screwed
(Not forgetting the horse while you're there in the stall),
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
If you ravish a sloth you'll be happy all night.
Try a shark in the dark, but beware of the bite!
You can roger a skunk if the smell doesn't pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
A troll will raise hell if you delve in his dell,
But an elf will assist, 'cause they're randy as well
(Of course when you're done, get your back to the wall),
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
An oyster is great if you know how it's done:
You eat the eleven and bugger the one.
We already mentioned the horse, you'll recall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
A lion's a nigh on inviolate thing,
But when bribed with meat lets you roger its ring.
You might try a tiger, if you've enough gall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill;
Have one hump to start with and two if you will.
A duck's so addictive you'll suffer withdrawal,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
A deer is a rear you should never pass by,
And mountin' a mountain goat's always a high.
Try a bear for a dare if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
You'll never believe what a joy is the otter.
And parting the trotters of pigs - you've just gotta.
A sheep's best in Spring, Summer, Winter and Fall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS
A termite's a wee tight but you'll find a way,
And a goose is a bit loose, or so people say.
Intercourse with a horse never fails to enthrall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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