Of course this old jaded Dog
is no stranger to America's favorite pastime .
If it weren't for making whoopee ,
none of us would even be here to enjoy it !
And it's totally absolutely free !
That's why po' folk got so many kids , ain't it ?

One man's freak is another man's frick .
We all do it and like it differently !
Wow , how many sexual possibilites is that ?
Billions ?
...whew...
Sex is beautiful , but I mourn
the general difference between men and women .
Women sex to have love ,
and Men love to have sex .
Sorry Ladies , but once we are spent ,
we are spent !
I mean , if you turn me on enough ,
we can go another round ,
but this this old Dog a break for a minute ,
during which time you may feel free to
go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich .

I'm not into porn , phone or cyber ,
it just ain't that kinda party !
Real Dogs have real sex !
But beware of the Dog !
Dogs are known to nip a hindquarter
or bite the back of a neck !
It took Dog years to suppress
the offending habit of wrapping
myself around a leg or two ,
but you'll still find my ol' canine self a-sniffin'

Callng all Dames !
I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable ,
but do you realise that every set of man eyes
that sets sight on you is imagining you nekkid
and wondering what it would be like to do you .
Just a thought .

...sniff...sniff...



Sex is a private experience
between the consenting adult(s) of my choice and I .
Sorry , I'm not one to kiss n' tell ,
so go find your own links , you fellow Dog....

ok , ok , i'll share one lttle link with you ...

the nature of this site is
of a highly adult subject matter .
I suggest that you are at least
18 years of age to enter






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