Creativity

Yo , ain't that what being human is all about ?
Many people claim envy towards me ;
my talent for drawing and painting and all that crap .
I wish I had free parking for each time I've heard :
"Dog , I can't even draw a straight line !"
Neither can I ! In fact , I can't even think straight !

I'm not being condensending when I state :
We're all creative !

I wish I had the creativity some of you Bubs .
I envy you tinkerers of all things
mechanical and electronic .
If I could do that sh!t ,
maybe something would actually function in my humble abode .



Don't you think rewiring a house
or spiffin' up the vehicle of your choice
requires much more concentration , effort ,
eye-to-hand coordination , and inspriration
than a buncha paint splashed on
a mere limited two-dimensional area ?

Everytime you Ladies pick out your outfit ,
( no matter how tasteless )
you are juicing your God-given creativity !
Everytime one of you fanaglers
tries to bamboozle your checking account ,
when you're flailing on the dancefloor ,
or even when you're thinking up some lie in .8 seconds
of your whereabouts to your big booty woman ,
you are tooling with raw creativity !
Think of that next time you figger out how to
feed and clothe your litter on your measly paycheck !
Now that takes creativity ! I sure couldn't do it !

So don't bore me with your whining :
"O , I wish I could draw !"
Bitch , I wish I could pay my bills !