To enjoy one's work is a commendable trait .
For the rest of us drudgers , we all know work sucks .
To work is to prostitute one's soul and freedom .
Maybe that's why Germans have a good work ethic .

Work is an incredible waste of an already short life ,
and a drain on human creativity .
Yea , it pays the bills ,
but it's only glorified slavery .
I don't care what the hell you have to say about it .

What's up with those people who claim they would work ,
even if they didn't have to ?
Good Lord , maybe you've never had a life outside of work ,
bless your tiny little misguided minds !
I will gladly give you my occupation of prestige ,
an will suffer unemployed while your toil for my bills ,
just so you may have yet more satisfaction in your life !