There is a group of famous people
Aww , you're gonna make me cry !
"
Gays are such theatrical bull-shitters !
" erxsssung kklssseeeh sspxrkrranngls "
Steph , I couldn't have said it better .
~~ Dale Earnhardt ~~
Hero ? Fuck no !
more to come
who I think of as cool as heck .
Sports Heros ? Are you kidding ?
Those fuckers are famous for playing Games !
Leaders ? Only a schmuck plays into politics .
I'd rather look up to Followers , thank you .
What about larger-than-life Action Heros ?
They would run and scream if they seen a spider .
No , my heros dwelled in the worlds of Arts and Sciences .
Forgive me if all my heros are male , back in the day
women had to forsake all their individuality ,
and become slaves to domestic duties ,
like birthing , rearing , and otherwise
kissing the asses of their idle men and children .
All of these hardy Soulettes are heros in my book !
e was the Man !
Never wanting fame or fortune ,
he laid the ground rules of 20th century physics .
All he wanted to do is figger out shit
just to quench his own thirst of knowledge
of why things are...the way things are .
His understanding of the world around us
still stumps most scientists of today !
No one has yet to visualize concepts as
his Theory of Relativity , but it works !
He was spewing incredible theories
while still a lowly patent office clerk .
Whoa , where did all that come from ?
A man who worshipped solitary peace , he was
totally content in his dust-filled office .
Surrounded by yellowing papers and musty books ,
he seemed to make order of the Universe
amongst his chaotic enviroment .
Whatta guy !
Never at a loss for saintly ruminations ,
this long-winded one ranks among my favorites :
" 
human being is part of the whole ,
called by us 'Universe' ;
a part limited in time and space .
He experiences himself, his thoughts
and feelings as something sperated from the rest -
a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness .
This delusion is a kind of prison for us ,
restricting us to our personal desires
and to affection for a few persons nearest us .
Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison
by widening our circle of compassion to embace all
living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty .
Nobody is able to achieve this completely ,
but the striving for such achievement is , in itself ,
a part of the liberation and a foundation
for inner security . "
I love you , Albie !
But you really should have talked to me
about a getting a haircut....
ikey , as I like to call him ,
was more than your basic proto-fag .
This big o' Queen worshipped the male body ,
even his paintings and sculpture of women
appear to have the builds of comtemporary
professional wrestlers !
A true thinker , he revolutionized the way
society sees itself , not as pawns or slaves of God ,
but as one of the Lord's most divine works !
That alone deserves credit , but every area he
dabbled in , he excelled !
Whether it be Art , Architecture , or Aspirations ,
he kicked culture in the crotch !
Always the darling of the elite ,
and the plaything of the rich ,
he got away with so much shit !
He had the gall to paint the whole ceiling of the
own personal Chapel of the Pope
full of scores of shameless nekkid people !
In 1509 !
At a time when nudity was a sin and the Church
was the most powerful government in world !
Now that takes balls !
With every commission he was faced with ,
he sought only to please his own asthetics .
Not one sculpture nor painting resembled his subjects !
He would have no earthly part
in reproducing someone's ugly mug ,
his only concern was perpetuating beauty !
He gave all his work representing people
god-like ideal proportions and dimensions .
His work always resulted bigger than expected ,
most of the time being to large for the
pedestals made for them .
If a critic wondered why he didn't portray
his subjects the way they actually looked ,
being a true drama queen , he would
retort his one-liners , such as :
o give him the image of his immortal soul
in the existence beyond the grave !"
You go , boy !
his Bloke is a trip and a half !
He was supposed to croak decades ago !
You can find this poor Chap all scrunched up
in his tricked-out wheelchair haunting the halls
of greater learning institutions worldwide .
What on Earth has kept him alive so long ?
Was it the undying love and saintly patience
of his doting wife and children ?
Maybe because of the best of medical care given
to him because the now-insignificant British
are frightened to lose such a celebrity ?
Hell no ! I know why !
That fucker is too scared to miss something !
Yep , it's what keeps many of our Great Thinkers
ticking ; the quest for knowledge becomes so dire,
that death itself becomes a mere inconvenience .
I've got yer secret , Stephie !
But as far as I'm concerned ,
just keep on truckin' , Dude , because
there is so much more you need to teach us .
You've taken Back Holes and Space-Time Wormholes
out of the hands of Science Fiction Nerds
and presented them as truths of physics .
God only knows what else you will pull out
from your wrinkled little sleeves ,
but we're all looking forward to it .
Well , at least the ones that care about
all that kinda shit , like little o' me .
Here's a Man who physically is barely a chlid ,
but is more Man than 'The Rock' ,
sticking his tongue out at his disabilities .
He only can communicate by grunts and wheezes ,
but he lays down the laws of the way things are .
And for a lame European , his sense of humor
is relatively smashing !
Here's one of his famous quotes :
I adore you , you shriveled little Elf !
Here's some lame Schlub who couldn't even groom himself,
and found fame and fortune by driving around
in circles as fast as he could .
So by the laws of chance , he crashed and died .
No big deal .
