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| JIM BONDAGE 9X6: 9X6 is given code name for "9 by 6", coined by DR. HOTPANTS, you go figure. ANGST BLOWHARD: HEAD OF THE SPINCTER ORGANIZATION H: COMMANDER AND CHIEF OF H.U.N.G. HEADQUARTERS MR. PRICKLYTEASE: H's SECRETARY CC: H.U.N.G. CHIEF OF DEVELOPMENT ( HE WILL PROVIDE MANY GADGETS) MAX MOREHEAD: 9X6's LOVE INTEREST, A MODEL IN BLOWHARD'S COUTURE HOUSE, AND HAS A LATEX TECHNOLOGY DEGREE ! MAX; "CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME THROUGHOUT ALL THIS MADNESS!" 9X6; " BONDAGE... JIM BONDAGE" MAX; (blushes and swallows loudly), " YOU DON'T SAY!?! YOU MUST BE PULLING A BIG ONE ON ME!" 9X6; "THAT COMES LATER" EVIL ENTOURAGE WHIM JOB: ( BEAUTIFUL BUT A VERY DEADLY MODEL) " MY NAME IS WHIM JOB, AND I AM HERE TO KILL YOU MR BONDAGE." 9X6; "SAY YOUR NAME IS WHIM JOB.... WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN A BIT, AND GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS." security risk: NIL LUSCIOUS: ( DEADLY, BUT AN EASILY SEDUCED MODEL) "I AM LUSCIOUS AND I AM HERE TO KILL YOU 9X6." 9X6; " YOU ARE? LUSCIOUS... YES YOU ARE!" LUSCIOUS; NOW LISTEN 9X6! I HAVE ORDERS TO COME IN AND DO YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW!" 9X6; "THEN BY ALL MEANS, FOLLOW ORDERS" security risk: NIL RAMSES: ( INCREDIBLY STUPID MODEL, WHEN THEY TELL HIM TO GET ON THE RUNWAY HE JUMPS IN A TAXI AND HEADS FOR THE AIRPORT ) " I AM HERE TO PUT END TO YOU 4X8." 9X6; "IT'S ACTUALLY 9X6, COME SIT DOWN WITH ME AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW I GOT THE CODE NAME 9X6." RAMSES; " IT'S JUST A NUMBER 2X4!" 9X6; "OH NO RAMSES, COME A LITTLE CLOSER AND YOU WILL GET THE WHOLE LENGTHY DETAIL OF MY CODE." security risk: OH SO DAMN HIGH!!!! he won't make it long in the mission or on the runway, his face will soon be plastered on milk cartons and not covers of men's magazines...... |
| THE DAY WILL NEVER END |
| Jim Bondage, 9X6....... A man that is out to catch the evil, putrid , nastyful , sordid, Angst Blowhard; that is trying to corner the condom market, (14.05 pounds per condom!!!!), and put billions of lives at stake, threatening to destroy the condom factories all over the world. Blowhard has again changed his appearance, via plastic surgery, ( a very common thing for him to do. 9X6 was always convinced that Blowhard was a raging queen underneath it all ). H.U.N.G. (HEROES UNITED NATIONALLY for GOOD) has sent out their best agent, Commander Jim Bondage 9X6, to stop Blowhard, and his whole entourage of evil agents; a whole harem of men and 9X6 will do just that..........he will love them to death. Blowhard has a grander scheme. The condom threat is just at the "head" of things. Before the condom threat can be unrolled, Blowhard will hold the world, in a priapism of fright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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