1.    Page yourself over the intercom.  (Don't disguise your voice.)
2.    Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.  Always wear them one day after your
        boss does.  (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
3.    Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.  For example: "If anyone needs
        me, I'll be in the bathroom."
4.    While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
5.    Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
6.    Insist that your e-mail address be: zena-goddess-of-FIRE@companyname.com.
7.    Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
8.    Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with Beer.
9.    Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little sychronized chair dancing.
10.  Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
11.  Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
12.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
        switch to espresso.
13.  In the memo field of your checks, write "for sexual favors".
14.  When driving colleagues around, insist on kepping your car's windshield wipers running during all
        weather conditions to keep 'em tuned up.
15.  Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think".
16.  Practice making fax and modem noises.
17.  Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
18.  Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area.  Insist
        to others that you like it that way.
19.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
20.  Ask people what sex they are.
21.  While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
22.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
23.  Specify that your drive thru order is "to go".