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guy buys a big 200 acre ranch out in the country. One day, shortly after
he moves in, he's relaxing on his front porch when a pickup truck comes
rumbling down the one dirt road to his house and screeches to a halt in
front of him.
"Howdy neighbor!" the pickup driver says. "My name's Bill! I live next door and wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood!"
"Well thanks Bill. That's right friendly." says the man.
"My pleasure!" Bill says. Then, "Hey listen, the reason I drove over here is that I am having a party this Saturday and I'd really like you to come. And it sure is going to be a doozy. There's going to be eatin', and drinkin', and fuckin' and fightin'... I tell you it's going to be great!"
"Well, that sounds fine, Bill." says the man. "What should I wear?"
"Oh,
it don't matter," Bill explains. "It's just gonna be you and me."