There's a pair of siamese
twin sisters, joined at the hip. One plays the saxophone, and the
other one is a nymphomaniac. They're both big Julio Iglesias fans.
One day, they notice that Julio Iglesias is going to perform in their town, so they decide to go.
While they're sitting there in the front row, the nymphomaniac siamese twin starts making eyes at Julio. He notices and starts making eyes back at her. This goes on for the whole show, and the twins end up getting invited backstage to his dressing room where Julio and the nymphomaniac siamese twin go at it with each other all around the room. They do it in every conceivable position, while the other siamese twin hangs on for dear life and plays romantic music on her saxophone for them.
A year goes by, and the siamese twins notice that Julio Iglesias is going to be performing in their town again.
"Hey," the nymphomaniac siamese twin says, "Julio Iglesias is coming back to town! Maybe we should call him up so we can get together with him again, and party."
"Oh forget it!" says the
other siamese twin. "He'll never remember us!"