One day, while an elephant was
walking through the woods, she got a
thorn stuck in her foot. She saw
an ant passing and asked him to help
her get the thorn out.
The ant asked, "What do I get in return?"
The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll have sex with you."
So the ant gets busy taking the
thorn out. When he finally gets it
out he looks up at the elephant
and says "OK it's out, are you ready?".
The elephant thinks, "Hey, what's
a little ant gonna do anyways?" The
ant climbs up and starts to work
away. Just then a monkey overhead
drops a coconut on the elephant's
head.
"Ouch" screams the elephant, and
the ant responds, "Yeah take it all bitch."