The most unfair thing about
life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes up a lot of
your time. What do you get at the
end of it? A death. What's that,
a bonus? I think the life cycle
is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out
of the way. Then you live in an
old age home. You get kicked out
when you're too young, you get a
gold watch, you go to work. You
work forty years until you're
young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alchohol,
you party, you get ready for school.
You go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you
become a little baby, you go back
into the womb, you spend your
last nine months floating
...and then finish off as an orgasm!