Sherlock
Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they
lay down for
the night, Holmes asked, "Watson, look up into the
sky and tell
me what you see."
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said, "And what does that tell you?"
Watson replied,
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically,
it tells me that God is great and that we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we
will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
"That somebody
stole our tent," answered Holmes.