Its the first day back after the holidays
for the primary ones (First Graders), and the teacher decides to ask each
of the children to tell a small story about their fathers.
So the teacher points to little Katy and asks, "Katy, what does your Daddy work as?"
And Katy replies "My Daddy's an aircraft pilot, and he flies people all over the world and makes them very happy."
The teacher then asks little David what his Daddy does.
"My daddy is a postman, Miss, and he delivers letters and parcels to people sent from all over the place, and he makes people happy."
The teacher turn to little Susan and is about to ask the same question as the others, but Susan suddenly bursts into tears. The teacher rushes over to console her. "Whats wrong Susan?"
"My daddy is dead, Miss" she replies.
"Aww.... I didn't know that. I'm so sorry"
"It's ok" she choked out, through tears.
"So tell me Susan, what did your father do before he died?"
"He shit the bed and turned blue, Miss"