"A Scoop of Chocolate"

    There is this guy that walks into Baskin Robbins one day and he
    looks at the flavor menu trying to decide what to get. After
    about 5 minutes the man behind the counter says "What can I get
    you sir?" The man replies, "I think I'll have a single scoop of
    chocolate please." The man behind the counter says politely, "I'm
    sorry sir, but we're all out of chocolate...can I get you
    something else?" The man looks at the menu for a couple more
    minutes and then he replies, "Okay, I think I would like a scoop
    of chocolate." The man behind the counter looks at the man with
    frustration and says, "I'm sorry sir, we are all out of
    chocolate....can I get you anything else?" The man looks at the
    menu for a few more minutes and then he replies, "Now I've got
    it! I'll have a scoop of chocolate!" The man behind the counter
    looks at the man and his face becomes red with anger. "Okay," he
    says to the man in a raised voice, "Can you spell the word <van>
    in vanilla?" The man looks at him and says! "Sure.... V-A-N." The
    man behind the counter replies, "And can you spell the word
    <straw> in strawberry?" The man says, "Sure......S-T-R-A-W." The
    man behind the counter then says, "Can you spell the word <fuck>
    in chocolate?" The man gets a confused look on his face and he
    replies, "There is no fuckin' chocolate." The man behind the
    counter smiles and says, "That's what I've been trying to tell
    you for a half an hour asshole!"
 
 

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