"First Time"


    The sky was dark. The moon was high. All alone just she and I. Her
    hair was soft. Her eyes were blue. I knew just what She wanted to
    do.
 
    Her skin so soft. Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her
    spine. I didn't know how, but I tried my best. I started by
    placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear. My fast
    beating heart. But slowly she spread. Her legs apart. And when I
    did it, I felt no shame. All at once, the white stuff came.
 
    At last it's finished. It's all over now -- my first time ever, at
    milking a cow...
 
 

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