A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said,
"Your husband is suffering from severe, long-term stress
and it's affecting his cardiovascular system. He's a good
candidate for either a heart attack or a stroke. If you don't
do the following four things, your husband will surely die".

"First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood."

"Second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal
and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work."

"Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden
him with household chores."

"Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving
stress, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his
every whim in bed."

On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and
asked, "So, I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed
serious. What did he tell you?"

"You're going to die," she replied.