A New Yorker decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling
them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "themed party - come
as a human emotion."

On the night of the party the first guest arrives and he opens the door to
see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
and the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on
in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see
a woman covered in a pink bodystocking with a feather boa wrapped round her
most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion
have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love
it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time and the host opens
the door to see two Pakistani guys, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl
of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked
and says "Christ, guys, what the hell do you think you look like? You could get
arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed
to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fucking disgusted and my friend has come in despair."