Determine what kind of person you
consider yourself to be
and match the number to the second
list.
1. A very vain person
2. An amiable person
3. A proud person
4. A shy person
5. A carefree person
6. A scientific person
7. A unfortunate person
8. A bewildered person
9. A nervous person
10. A bigmouthed person
11. A mischievous person
12. A foolish person
13. A prompt person
14. A miserable person
15. An unsociable person
16. A disillusioned person
17. A disappointed person
18. A clever person
19. An inteligent person
20. A damn mean person
21. A wise person
22. An athelethic person
23. A swinging person
24. A sensitive person
25. A reserved person
1. One who loves the smell
of his own farts.
2. One who loves the smell
of others farts.
3. One who thinks his own
farts are the loudest.
4. One who lets silent farts
and then blushes.
5. One who farts loud and
then laughs.
6. One who bottles his farts.
7. One who tries to fart
and shits instead.
8. One who doesn't know his
own farts from other peoples.
9. One who wants to fart
but can't because he has the drizzles.
10. One who farts and announces
it to all.
11. One who farts and blames
the dog.
12. One who holds a fart.
13. One who always has a
fart ready.
14. One who can't fart but
needs to.
15. One who farts in private.
16. One who enjoys farts
and thinks they are his.
17. One whose farts don't
stink.
18. One who covers his farts
with a cough.
19. One who can smell others
farts and tell what they ate.
20. One who farts in bed
and throws the blanket over his mates head.
21. One who farts and then
asks, "Who the hell shit?"
22. One who farts at the
slightest exertion.
23. One who farts in the
pool and keeps on moving.
24. One who farts and then
cries.
25. One who lets silent farts
in a crowd of ladies and walks away, letting someone else get the blame.