By midweek the ladies noticed that Mildred was getting the most fish.
So the girls ask her how she does it.
she replies, "When i wake up in the morning i look at my husband's 'Peter'. If it is laying to the left i fish on the left side of the boat. If it hangs to the right i fish on the right side of the boat."
One girl asks," But what if it is standing straight up? Then what do you do?"
Mildred replies,"
Then we DON'T GO FISHING.."