This ninety year
old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his
favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy
year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to
buy the loveley young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man
joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.
Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and heheaded for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently. The old man said, "sure". The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
The old man said, "Sure,
why?" The doctor replied "Well you'd better get over there, you're about
to cum."