A little boy and his grandfather
are raking leaves in the yard. The
little boy finds an earthworm trying
to get back into its hole.
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet
you five dollars you can't. It's
too wiggly and limp to put back
in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house
and comes back out with a can of
hairspray. He sprays the worm until
it is straight and stiff as a
board. Then he puts the worm back
into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little
boy five dollars, grabs the
hairspray, and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the
grandfather comes back out and
hands the little boy another five
dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
The grandfather replies, "I know.
That's from your grandma."