After working for many long, hard years a hooker decides to
    finally retire. Fearful of spending the rest of her life alone,
    she also decides to marry. Having been with so many perverted men
    over the years, she felt that she needed a change and committed to
    marrying only a virgin male approx. the same age as herself.
 
    She took out numerous ads in various newspapers around the world
    seeking a male virgin approx. 55 years old. She finally narrowed
    her choices down to one Australian computer programmer. After a
    thorough background check, she was convinced that he indeed had
    never been with a woman and they were soon afterward married. On
    their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to change into her
    nightie. When she returns, she finds that her new husband has
    taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one
    corner. Thinking this rather kinky, she asks her husband, "I
    thought you had never been with a woman before?"
 
    He replies, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a
    kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"