These three guys are real tired so they decide to take a
vacation. They look in the yellow pages and decide to go to the
old log inn.
So they go up there and theres no washrooms, no elecetricity
nothing. So one guy has to go to the bathroom, he decided to go
in the forest.
He walks a long way everything seems the same. He wanders for
hours trying to find his way back.
Finally he finds these two guys butt-fucking each other. A few
hours later his two friends find him bloody and bruised laying on
the ground. They ask what happened and the man says, "Well I saw
these two guys butt-fucking each other and I asked how far is the
old log inn."