The year is 2222 and Mike and
Maureen land on Mars
after accumulating enough frequent
flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and
are talking about all
sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars
has a stock market,
if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc.
Finally, Maureen brings up
the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks
Maureen. "Pretty
much the way you do," responds
the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the
couples decide to
swap partners for the night and
experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where
the Martian strips. He's got only
a teeny, weeny
member - about half an inch long
and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to
work," says Maureen
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just
not long enough to reach me!
"No problem," he says, and proceeds
to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each
slap of his
forehead, his member grows until
it's quite
impressively long
"Well," she says, "That's quite
impressive, but
it's still pretty narrow...." "No
problem,"
he says, and starts pulling his
ears. With each pull
his member grows wider and wider
until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting
to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell
into bed and made
mad, passionate love
The next day the couples rejoin
their normal partners
and go their separate ways
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well,
was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen,
"but it was pretty
wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, All
I got was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time
was slapping my
forehead and pulling my ears."