A hillbilly
and his wife are having sex in a muddy corn field one
evening. The
hillbilly asks, "Honey, could you check to see if
it's in you
or if it's in the mud?"
She reaches down and checks. "It's in the mud," she tells him.
"Well, could you put it back in?"
She puts it back
in and they continue having sex for a while
before he asks
again, "Honey, could you check to see if it's in
you or if it's
in the mud?"
She checks again and says, "It's still in me, big fella!"
"Ummm, could
you put it back in the mud, please?"