A guy walks into a
bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down
on a stool and tells
everyone in the bar that this is a very
talented octopus. He
can play any musical instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in
the crowd laughing at him, calling him an
idiot, etc. So he says
that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an
instrument that the octopus
can't play.
A guy walks up with a
guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The
octopus starts playing
better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin' it
up. So the man pays his
$50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet.
The octopus plays the
trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the
man pays his $50. Then
a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits
them down and the octopus
fumbles with it for a minute and sits it
down with a confused
look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can't you play
it?"
The octopus looks up
at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck
it as soon as I figure
out how to get its pyjamas off."