One day an
old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk
kid with the
red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices
that the old
man keeps staring at him. The kid looks at him and
says,
"what you staring
at old man, ain't you ever done anything wild
in your time?"
The old guy replies,
"Yeah I fucked
a parrot once I was just wondering if you were my
kid?"