No fucking way                                                     I'm fairly sure thats not feasible
You're fucking kidding                                           Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck                               Have you run that by.......
No cunt told me                                                     I wasn't involved in that project
I don't have the fucking time                                   Perhaps I can work late
Who fucking cares?                                               Are you sure thats a problem?
Eat shit and die                                                      You don't say?
Eat shit and die, motherfucker                                You don't say Sir?
Kiss my ass                                                           So you would like my help?
He's a fucking prick                                               He's somewhat insensitive
She's a ball-busting bitch                                        She's an aggressive go-getter
You haven't got a fucking clue                                You could do with a bit more training
This place is fucked                                               We're a little disorganised today
What sort of fuckwit are you?                                You're new here aren't you?
Fuck off dickhead                                                 Well there you go
You're a fucking wanker                                        You're my Boss and I respect you
You're fucking paranoid                                         So you're from Australia then?
You're fucking useless as well                                So you're from Sydney?
Fuck off                                                                I'll look into it and get back to you
Fuck off shithead                                                   I no longer require your assistance
How'd ya get this piece of shit to work?                Well done!
You fucking loser                                                  Gee...that was unfortunate
What fucking planet are you from?                         So you've done a bit of travelling then
What the fuck is that?                                            You're very creative aren't you?
You stupid fuck                                                     Perhaps I didn't explain it properly
Get the fuck out of my department                         I'm sure admin could use your expertise
You're out of your fucking mind                             Maybe you should get a second opinion
 

 EVERY DAY EXPRESSIONS

Denial                         I didn't fucking do it
Perplexity                    I know fuck all about it
Apathy                       Who gives a fuck?
Greetings                    How the fuck are ya?
Resignation                 Oh fuck it
Derision                      He fucks everything up
Suspicion                    Who the fuck are you?
Panic                          Lets get the fuck out of here!
Directions                   Fuck off
Disbelief                     How the fuck did you do that??
 

 LANGUAGE PARTS

Noun                         I don't give a fuck
Adjective                   It's fucked
Transitive verb           The game was fucked by the weather
Intransitive form         I'll be fucked
Present tense             I'm fucked
Past tense                  I was fucked

 USE BY FAMOUS PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY

Mayor of Hiroshima            What the fuck was that bang?
General Custer                     Look at all those fucking Indians!
Captain of the Titantic         Wheres all this fucking water coming from?
John Lennon                        Thats not a real fucking gun
JFK Jr                                 The fucking throttle's stuck
Richard Nixon                     Who's gonna fucking know?
Anne Boleyn                        Heads are going to fucking roll
Albert Einstein                     Any fucker can understand that!
Pablo Picasso                      It fucking well looks just like her!
Christopher Columbus         Where the fuck are we now?
Pythagarus                           How the fuck do you work that one out?
Michaelangelo                     You want what on the fucking ceiling??
Noah                                   Scattered showers my fucking ass!!!!