A man goes to a doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have a sexual
performance problem. Can you help
me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem anymore!"
announces the proud
physician. "They just came out
with this new wonder drug, Viagra,
that does the trick! You take some
pills and your problems are
history." So, the doctor gives
the man a prescription and sends
him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor
runs into his patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man
excitedly, "I've got to thank
you! This drug is a miracle! It's
wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says
the pleased physician. "What
does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't
been home yet."