"Horseback Riding"

 
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted
and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along
at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from
the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse
to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of
the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground again and again. As her head is battered against the
ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut off the horse.
 
 


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