One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl
which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom
when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on.
She said "you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant
because you are too old and you don't have to worry about
catching anything because you are going to die pretty soon
anyway".
The old man continued to put on his condom he then looked up at
the girl and said, "young girl the reason I am putting on this
condom isn't because I am afraid of getting you pregnant or
catching anything. I just like the scent of burning rubber."