This guy is
nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately he still
has to
share a room
with his younger brother who is about 9 years old. One night, he decides
to bring
his girlfriend
home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little brother is
already asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.
As you might
expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his
little brother is sleeping below
so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper, "lettuce" if she wants it harder
and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
"Lettuce,
tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, pull it out," She screams out..."I can't
get
pregnant...aaahhhhhhhh"!
Then the
little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up
there, you're getting
mayonnaise
all over me.