There once
was a young woman who went to confession. Upon
entering the
confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I
have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be
forgiven."
The young woman
said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad
passionate love
to me seven times."
The priest thought
long and hard and then said, "Take seven
lemons and squeeze
them into a glass and then drink the juice.
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
"No, but it will
wipe that smile off of your face."