A little girl ran out to the
backyard where her father was
working, and asked him, "Daddy,
what's sex?"
Like a good father, he sat her down,
and told her all about the
birds and the bees. He told her
about conception, sexual
intercourse, sperms and eggs etc...
He also told her about
puberty, menstruation, erections,
wet-dreams...
His daughter was somewhat awe struck
with this sudden influx of
bizarre new knowledge. Noticing
her puzzled look, he asked, "So
what did you want to know about
sex for?"
His little girl replied, "Oh, mummy
said lunch would be ready in
a couple of secs..."