For decades, two heroic statues,
one male and one female, faced
each other in a city park, until
one day an angel came down from Heaven.
"You`ve been such exemplary statues,"
he announced to them, "that
I`m going to give you a special
gift. I`m going to bring you both
to life for thirty minutes, in
which you can do anything you
want." And with a clap of his hands,
the angel brought the
statues to life.
The two approached each other a
bit shyly, but soon dashed for
the bushes, from which shortly
emerged a good deal of giggling,
laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two
statues emerged from the bushes,
wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely, the female
statue turned to the male
statue and said, "Great! Only this
time YOU hold the pigeon down
and I`ll shit on its head."