Top Ten Things You'll NEVER Hear A Wife Say
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I
love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough
to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave
my p****!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the
bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart!
Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing
clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and
drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Penthouse.
10. Would you like to watch me
go down on my girlfriend?
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