The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor
examined them and then directed them to disrobe and
go at it. Whenthe couple finished, the doctor reexamined
them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then
charged them $32.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple
would make an appointment, have intercourse with no
apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is
to be expected in 67 year olds, get dressed, pay the doctor,
and then leave.
Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor
asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find
out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn
charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for
$32 and
I get $28 back from Medicaid.