There was a guy who had been
having chronic trouble in trying to
get an erection. After weeks of
frustration, he finally breaks
down and and goes to the doctor.
The doctor gives him a thorough
examination and finally makes the
diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's
bad news," she says. "The
bad news is that the muscles around
your penis are deteriorating,
and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic,
finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental
treatment available,
but there are no guarantees. It
involves transplanting the
muscles from a baby elephant's
trunk into your penis. Would you
like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally
says, "Well, the thought of
going through life without being
able to have sex is just too
much for me. What have I got to
lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes
his girlfriend out to a nice
restaurant to celebrate his new
equipment. While sitting at the
table, he feels a stirring between
his legs; it gets
progressively worse until it reaches
the point of being painful.
seeking relief, he reaches down
and unzips his fly to relieve
some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from
his pants, slides over the
tabletop and grabs a dinner roll,
then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,
"That was impressive! Can you
do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed,
he says, "Probably...But I don't
know if I can fit another dinner
roll up my ass!"