This useful tool, commonly found in the
range of 8 inches long.
The functioning of which is enjoyed by members
of both sexes. is
usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready
for instant action.
It boasts of a clump of little hairy things
at one end and a
small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted,
almost always
willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,
into a warm,
fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust
in and drawn out again
and again many times in succession, often
quickly and accompanied
by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening will most surely recognize
the rhythmic,
pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated
movements. When
finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy,
frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning
from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its
long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing
and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to
its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action,
hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times
a day, but often much
less.
What am I?? As you may have already guessed,
the answer to the
riddle is none other than your very own
. . .
toothbrush.